No Drinking!

Remember yesterday when I was feeling a little confused as to whether I was living in an apartment or a dorm…well I have now come to the conclusion that it is a dorm. I have already started looking for apartments for the upcoming semester. I met my roommate today and she seems nice but she has been telling me the rules that the Resident Directors just failed to mention.

1. We have a cleaning service that comes in once a week. My new roommie didn't have to tell me about  this one because I accidentally thought the cleaning lady was my roommate moving in. Our room has to be clean for the cleaning lady to clean and if it isn't then we can get in trouble. Now I am not too sure exactly what that means "in trouble" but I don't want to find out nor do I even like the fact that we can get "in trouble." I am 23 years old for god's sake I have been handling myself in the real world of living in an apartment and I wouldn't get in trouble for not having everything picked up on my floor.

2. There is no drinking. This is a big thing for me due to the fact that I like to have a glass of wine every now and again or a glass of bourbon. I am not a huge drinker just like I am not really messy but I thought that the whole point of being in a 21 and over dorm was to be allowed alcohol that other (younger) students weren't allowed. To top it all of my roommate doesn't drink at all. This wouldn't bother except for the fact that I feel judged for even having beer in the fridge that I was offering to her.

3. Health Inspections…why are they called health inspections when what they are actually looking for are prohibited items such as alcohol, candles, coffee pot, furniture brought in from elsewhere, etc. Now these are just some of the items on the list and some of the items that will get me "in trouble." Sorry I'm not sorry for living on my own for two years with normal things in my apartment like alcohol, candles, fucking furniture, and a coffee pot. Its funny how they call it health when the things that they are confiscating can lead to death but honestly what can't. So now I have to hide everything like I am hiding my porn stash from dad.

I wonder what they would think about my weed? haha